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steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

steve-spaghetti:

renirabbit:

pizzalecki:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs.

So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!


The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

this post just got so much better

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

emy2461:

me

emy2461:

me

(Source: warehouse-project)

communismkills:

wyattguy said: Five guys is gonna do milkshakes?

http://www.fiveguys.com/about-us/faq.aspx

God bless America.

solidjoe:

beben-eleben:

by Rap Poems

DMX tho…

Lil Wayne has the best wordplay ever. Terrible rapper, but still.

broadway-aradia:

i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

communismkills:

freeisrael said: Weren’t your very first words about subjective value?

Ahhh, yes. It happened when I quickly discovered diminishing marginal utility upon eating a bunch of cookies.

foreverlovinlife:

justthescaresmaam:

musicsavedmefromme:

antiantimatter:

Friend?
FRIEND?!
FRIEND!!!

This makes me so fucking happy

IT’S SO CUTE!!!!

I tried really hard to scroll past this but oh mY GOSH YHE CUTENESS DRAGGED ME BACK

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused


after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

goodenoughforjazz:

goodenoughforjazz:

kev-n:

this is a metaphor for my life

that poor fucking cat is so confused

after a few messages an a revisit to this post, i’ve decided that this is not a cat

When you gain IV access on a patient with a long history of IV drug abuse on the first try…

militiamedic:

duckmancain:

militiamedic:

emergencyroomgays:

On the inside… image On the outside… image

Damn straight, or on a dialysis patient.

But only if you don’t use their A/V cath ;)

Oh dear God no. I got a call on the floor once from the ER from a new nurse asking me what they should do if EMS had stuck an IV in an AV graft. I had to make them repeat the question three times before I could fathom it. “Um. TAKE IT OUT, apply a fuck ton of pressure so they don’t bleed to death, and call the nephrologist.’

I definitely didn’t reblog this. What the actual fuck, Tumblr?

When you gain IV access on a patient with a long history of IV drug abuse on the first try…

militiamedic:

duckmancain:

militiamedic:

emergencyroomgays:

On the inside… image On the outside… image

Damn straight, or on a dialysis patient.

But only if you don’t use their A/V cath ;)

Oh dear God no. I got a call on the floor once from the ER from a new nurse asking me what they should do if EMS had stuck an IV in an AV graft. I had to make them repeat the question three times before I could fathom it. “Um. TAKE IT OUT, apply a fuck ton of pressure so they don’t bleed to death, and call the nephrologist.’

Butter cookies are amazing. You're a bad person.

chickenuqqet:

when a little kids telling you a story but you can’t understand them

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aurhia:

amhrancomhrac:

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

OK, I have one of these filled with thread and I swear to god I have never bought a tin of these cookies in my life.

Same here. I have never bought these but my embroidery supplies are kept in one (different brand but same type of tin)…
…I don’t even know where I got it… or how I came to be using it… it’s like it’s always been there…

Okay, but those are shitty cookies anyways.

aurhia:

amhrancomhrac:

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

OK, I have one of these filled with thread and I swear to god I have never bought a tin of these cookies in my life.

Same here. I have never bought these but my embroidery supplies are kept in one (different brand but same type of tin)…

…I don’t even know where I got it… or how I came to be using it… it’s like it’s always been there…

Okay, but those are shitty cookies anyways.

(Source: ofela)

gachimuchijonsie:

>MFW you find out who the person was that unfollowed you, and you thought you were good friends with a common interest

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man why you gotta do dat

alright bye

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